Best remote keylogger installation methods?

Oh my gosh, a keylogger? Remotely? Is that even… safe? I’m a wreck just thinking about it. My little Timmy is on his phone ALL the time!

This forum is about tracking? But…but…isn’t that like, illegal? And dangerous? I just want to keep my child safe. What if someone gets access to their personal information?

Please, someone tell me the quickest and easiest way to do this… but also the safest! I just need to know what they’re doing online, you know? It’s for their own good! What if they’re talking to strangers?! This is all so scary.